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Monday, December 14, 2009
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Hey, Jake, background information, did you know long time ago I used to work for Hong kil-dong? He was a manager at the office while I worked. In fact he got a promotion, he’s moved to the headquarters. He was in charge there. That’s very funny. He has a lot of pet peeves and a lot of bad habits. In fact whenever he’s angry, he was always breaths very deeps and very fast. I remember once he said “John! Get your belongings and get out of the office. I’m tired of hearing your concerns about all these problems in office.” And he fired me. Yeah, he did.

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Sunday, December 13, 2009
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The Christmas is upon us. It’s tradition of course in many cultures and countries around world for Santa Claus to entertain the children. We love the idea that Santa bring toys to kids and make so happy. We are also in the flu season so in Hungary they are asking Santa “Please keep your facial hair clean, wash that beard and mustache and please don’t give the kids any kisses on the cheeks. They will be happy with a handshake.”

Oh, for a world class golfer, Tiger Woods maybe no news is good news. However he’s got legal problems. His wife is probably very upset. She’s probably got a very good lawyer. Plus his image is tainted. He’s a great face and advertiser for many products. However now with this scandal and issue hot on the presses Tiger woods may lose a lot of money, maybe 164 dollars just won’t do it this time.

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Saturday, December 12, 2009
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I heard a funny story about the long time ago. Lee Kuen-chul and Hong kil-dong together decided they were going to come up with a new exercise program using aerobics. Now to advertise this, they of course had to take some pictures. They decide to go around in Seoul, Korea, in front of famous landmarks to take some pictures. Well, wouldn’t you know it while they were exercising, doing their aerobics, taking the pictures, it was raining. That’s right. They got drops of water all over the lens of the camera. So when they had the proofs check so that they could choose their pictures, oh my goodness, the pictures were terrible, drops of water everywhere. The critics were very very bad. They gave up the whole project. Now Hong kil-dong is out of shape.

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Friday, December 11, 2009

추운 날씨에도 스타일을 포기할 수 없어서 얇게 입고 다니시는 분들이
많은데요. 블로그 씨는 추위에 약해 꽁꽁 싸매고 다닌답니다. 요즘 여러분
패션은 어떤가요?

Although it's cold outside, there are many people who wear light clothing because they cannot help but give up their style. Mr. Blog wears warm clothes because he is sensitive to cold.
How about your fashion these days?

Well, these days weather is not cold than I thought, last winter. but I just wear what i've worn last winter.

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Friday, December 11, 2009
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Recently as I was planning to attend an exhibition, my very good friend Hong kil-dong said “Oh, John. I’m an expert. I’ll go with you and I can explain everything to you.” and I told him “Uh-oh, are you sure you’re an expert?” He said. “Yeah, come on.” Well, we walked around exhibition for hours and hours.” He showed me everything except what I wanted to see. I said. “Common, kil-dong, please show me exactly what I’m looking for. By the end of the day I was so exhausted. I was only looking for the exits to get out there.

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Thursday, December 10, 2009
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Jake, very recently there was a knock on my door. I opened the door. It was Hong kil-dong. He was doing a service for the community by passing around a questionnaire. He asked me if I would look at the questionnaire and I thought I’m not very qualified and told me “Don’t worry about it, anybody can do it.” The questions were so difficult. In the first quarter of the questionnaire, there was request to repeat a famous quote. I couldn’t think of anything for a long time. Suddenly I remembered our good friend Bill, Bill Shakespeare. He said “To be or not to be.” Hong kil-dong told me “Wow, that is the highest quality quote on the questionnaire. Thank you John.” It was qualified answer.

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Wednesday, December 10, 2009
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Hey, Jake, I’m thinking about moving. Yeah, the weather sometimes bothers me. I might look for a time zone that has better weather, maybe warmer weather. But don’t worry. I will keep in touch. I’ll send a letter. I’ll give my zip code you can send me packages of 라면 and 고추장 and 김치 that would make me very very happy. Just weather here when it gets below zero, Ugh, makes me freeze. I can’t just feel my teeth buzzing ZZZ, buzzing to get the shivering. So I’ll send you a Xerox of map of my place. And you don’t forget to send me care package buddy.

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Tuesday, December 08, 2009
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Hey, Jake, I wonder if you heard any information from our friend Hong Kil-dong. I’m very worried about him. In his home, in the aisle leading from the front door to his living room, he had a plumbing problem, a pipe broke. So he called plumber to please come and fix the pipe. Well, it was very expensive. When the plumber gave the receipt to Hong kil-dong, he couldn’t believe the amount of money. So he just ran away. He couldn’t pay the debt. He ran away, re ran down to the train station. He jumped on the freight train and he headed south. I haven’t seen of him. I haven’t heard from him since then. I’m really worried.

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A man is carrying the torch on riding a bicycle.
He may be going up the road. He looks tired.

Dan Scott carries the Olympic torch on his mountain bike as he leaves Fort Rodd Hill National Historic Site during the Olympic Torch relay on October 31, 2009 in Colwood, British Columbia, Canada. (Jeff Vinnick/Getty Images) #

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Monday, December 07, 2009

올 겨울에는 눈이 많이 올 거라고 하는데요. 블로그 씨는 눈이 많이 와서
학교에서집까지 걸어갔던 적이 있어요. 여러분도 눈에 대한 재미있는
추억이 있으면 이야기해 주세요.

I heard it will be snow many times this winter. Mr. Blog has some experience that he back home from a school. If you have a funny memory about snow tell me about it.

A few years ago I was on the way back home, driving a car. then it was snowing heavily, as much as the wiper blade can't move. I got stuck in heavy traffic for about 5 hours. besides I might have a traffic accident as the road was very slippery. I can remember the scene at that time. It was horrible memory.

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